• someone: *says something*
• me: breaks into a song with a word they just said

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: basedgosh, via pizza)

bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

• cute
• fluffy
• sleep a lot
• no exam s

(via pizza)